traumatic complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy
was buried in a lightly greased coffin.
Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs.
Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess
Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The gravesite was piled high with flours.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who
never knew how much he was kneaded.
Born and bread in Minnesota, Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his
later life was filled with turnovers. He was not regarded as a very smart
cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes.
Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and served
as a positive roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, three children: John Dough, Jane
Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by
his elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 min.
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John Ferman
Kingfield Neighborhood
Minneapolis, MN
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