http://www.startribune.com/big-island-outbreak-doesn-t-signal-worsening-water-illnesses/512608382/
Looks like the only one willing to risk a swim was this scooter.
Before anyone blames the scooter rider, we need to consider the scooter revenge
being taken by scooter haters. (It's a thing, and it's out there.)
People hate these things (but not all people).